Gorentology fails the belief test, again

29. March 2008, 20:54 UhrNumber 9

The newest religion, know as Gorentology, had a powerful setback tonight. You might ask what is Gorentology? It is the belief man is all-powerful and can change anything including the weather and climate. Seriously, I am not making this up.

The leader of this new movement is Al Gore who was the popular Presidential vote winner in the 2000 race for President. Since then he has shared an Oscar for Best Documentary Film and also shared a Nobel Prize for the most kick ass Power Point presentation in recent memory.The Goracle will be on 60 Minutes Sunday night. Recent doubts about AGW, also known as man-made Global Warming, required the trip from Mt. Nashville of Smugness.

Tonight the plan was for the faithful to pay homage to the mighty Goracle and in a courageous act of belief and sacrifice they would prove to the world their faith. By turning out all the lights in their homes.The people have spoken. 

As you can see the faithful wanted to party. That is a lot of light. Where are my sunglasses?

7 comments:

  1. SayUncle » Did you remember to turn out the lights? (Pingback), 29. March 2008, 21:50
     

    […] You were supposed to turn out the lights damn it. […]

     
  2. Serr8d, 29. March 2008, 22:04

    Filed under “Scientists sometimes don’t know exactly what’s going on, even in the solid, well-understood fields where you would think they understand everything by now”…

    “I am feeling both humble and perplexed by this,” said Anderson, who is now working as a retiree. “There is something very strange going on with spacecraft motions. We have no convincing explanation for either the Pioneer anomaly or the flyby anomaly.”

    No less than the “Law of Gravity” may come under scrutiny.

    So, William, which is more stable, a scientific “theory” or a “Law”? Hmmmmm?

     
  3. Number 9, 29. March 2008, 22:33

    Nothing new here. Simply another Foucault pendulum.

    This actually has been expected. There are unseen sources of gravity that have large gravity waves. But we can’t see them just yet.

    This will be big when the math is derived. This is the next big puzzle. Dark matter or something else exotic?

    Great metaphor for AGW, you don’t know what you don’t know.

     
  4. Number 9, 30. March 2008, 8:44

    This just in, they think they changed the world.

     
  5. Number 9, 30. March 2008, 10:42

    Compare the propaganda from the WWF and Earth Hour US with what really happened.

    The entire US 11:18 PM Eastern

    East Coast US 8:44 PM Eastern Time

    The YouTube video is faked. Thanks Jeremy Piven.

     
  6. Number 9, 30. March 2008, 20:20

    Al mentions the new religion. The 60 Minutes piece was a little boring but Al and Tipper are very proud of all they have done.

     
  7. serr8d, 31. March 2008, 7:02

    They should be proud! That’s one bouncing, fat-cheeked little counterfeit bastard they’ve birthed and nourished.

    GOB-smackingly synecdoucheous!

     

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