If You Don’t Like the South, Or If You Don’t Like Southerners, Then Leave. You Candy Ass, America Hating, Liberal Piece Of Shit

Posts like this one, and the attitude it represents, really piss me off. It’s like this. If you don’t like the south, then get the hell out. Nobody is preventing you from leaving. Nobody is making you stay. If our patriotism, low taxes, and belief in God offends you, then move somewhere else. If you don’t like Elvis, Hank Williams, or Lynyrd Skynyrd, then kiss our ass. If college football, NASCAR, or the right to bear arms, is too much for you to tolerate, then take your candy ass and move to Massachusetts.

I have been all over the country, and I have never walked into somebody else’s home state or region and insulted it. If I didn’t like a certain place, I sure as well wouldn’t live there. I’d leave. Why don’t you?

I always say nice things about the places I visit. Maybe it is because I am a pleasant person. Perhaps the reason people like William speak the verbal excrement that they do, is because they are miserable. That’s okay. They have a right to be miserable. But they also have a right to have their ass kicked. Maybe that’s what they need.

Sing it Ronnie.

29 comments:

  1. Jeffraham Prestonian, 27. April 2008, 10:07

    Fortunately, this is as badass as conservatives ever get — making a fist-shaking, spittle-ejaculating rant on a blog that less than 100 people follow.

    I hear Limbaugh is recruiting rioters for Denver. Sign up, Glen. Sign up.
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  2. glendean, 27. April 2008, 10:17

    There won’t be any conservatives rioting in Denver JP. That’ll be your folks. Always is.

     
  3. William, 27. April 2008, 10:35

    heh, yea Glen … I’m miserable. I have 4 months off, paid. You?

    Maybe you haven’t noticed, but home is Bill’s TN Paradise. The south is great, I’ve lived here since 1983 (FL, TN). Also don’t know if you noticed but … it’s becoming our place now.

     
  4. Number 9, 27. April 2008, 11:15

    Also don’t know if you noticed but … it’s becoming our place now.

    Only in the minds of deluded simpleton fools like you William. You have gone from apathetic to useful idiot. Good luck with your new religion.

     
  5. Kevin, 27. April 2008, 11:56

    It has always been people like Glen who have given the south it’s bad taste. The sooner they are purged from here the better.

     
  6. clark, 27. April 2008, 14:41

    I like the South, except for Tuscaloosa.

     
  7. glendean, 27. April 2008, 15:59

    except for Tuscaloosa.

    Heh! Roll Tide!

     
  8. JTF, 27. April 2008, 16:25

    Obama was right. This Glen Dean is one bitter redneck… clinging to George Bush and his religion. It’s not as much southern culture that has screwed up politics, it’s mostly religion. Candidates could do much better without preacher endorsements. But I guess that gives the rednecks something to talk about.

    After reading the nascar post, it’s no wonder the guy thinks like he does. You can’t get further into Jesus Land than Alabama. Alabama, a state that leads in lack of education, obesity, fundamentalism and corrupt republicans is fortunately about as far from the American mainstream as you can get.

     
  9. glendean, 27. April 2008, 17:08

    clinging to George Bush and his religion

    You don’t know a damn thing about me, do you Mr. Dumbass?

     
  10. glendean, 27. April 2008, 17:10

    JTF, is there anywhere that you would like to meet up and have this conversation in person?

     
  11. Serr8d, 27. April 2008, 17:45

    Screw JTF. He ain’t worth it.

    I’ve lived here in the south since ‘79, and other than the humidity, there’s no problems here. Anal pores like William and JTF are few and far between, mostly in high-population-density ‘burgs like Nashville and Memphis, where the free cheese flows to court Democratic votes. That’s how they manage to stay afloat…income redistribution, ‘hate the rich’, and the various politically correct fascisms they collect.

    Again, screw ‘em.

     
  12. Jeffraham Prestonian, 27. April 2008, 17:56

    You don’t know a damn thing about me, do you Mr. Dumbass?

    JTF may be wrong about you, Glen, but your writing disabuses no one of the notion. Surely even you realize this.
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  13. Jeffraham Prestonian, 27. April 2008, 18:00

    the free cheese flows to court Democratic votes

    Unsurprisingly, you speak not from knowing or experience, but out of your anal pore.

    I was out of work for 3.5 years, and could not qualify for $3/day in “food stamps.” So, suck my dick, you fuckin’ idiot.
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  14. William, 27. April 2008, 18:41

    Fight him, Glen! JTF nailed it. He’s just going on what you wrote, Glen.

     
  15. Jeffraham Prestonian, 27. April 2008, 18:55

    There won’t be any conservatives rioting in Denver

    Yeah; I reckon Limbaugh’s appealing to that huge daily listener base he has on the left (the one Media Matters staffer, who records each show, maybe?). Sounds like an insurrection in the making to me.

    Seems the Brooks Brothers crowd managed to nearly spark a planned riot in FL, 11/2000. Fortunately this time, they’ll have to use all fresh faces, since every square inch of Denver will be videotaped.
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  16. Jeffraham Prestonian, 27. April 2008, 21:50

    Fight him, Glen! JTF nailed it. He’s just going on what you wrote, Glen.

    They don’t fight, William. They hire people to fight for them.
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  17. serr8d, 28. April 2008, 6:20

    JP, your love live might improve if you would get rid of the ghastly smell of cat urine.

    But don’t come to me for help. As always, you’re on your own.

     
  18. glendean, 28. April 2008, 6:45

    JP, Limbaugh is assuming that if Obama is denied the nomination, that there will be riots in Denver, just like in Chicago in 1968. He is assuming that Democratic voters will act like they always do and riot, which will propel the Republicans to victory just like in 1968. When have conservatives ever rioted JP?

     
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  20. Jeffraham Prestonian, 28. April 2008, 8:46

    When have conservatives ever rioted JP?

    How soon they forget.
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  21. Jeffraham Prestonian, 28. April 2008, 8:47

    Fish that last one out of the spambot for a reminder.
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  22. glendean, 28. April 2008, 9:40

    That wasn’t a riot. Chicago 68 was a riot. Watts was a riot. Everytime a Detroit team wins a championship is a riot. Those are all Democratic constituents JP. Those are the people your politicians pander to.

     
  23. Number 9, 28. April 2008, 10:10

    How soon they forget.

    What are you, democommie the 2nd? You are providing nothing to this blog. Do you have any content? Any ideas? Anything? That is more impotent than democommie’s vapid dreck.

     
  24. Jeffraham Prestonian, 28. April 2008, 11:33

    You are providing nothing to this blog.

    Bully for you, then.
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  25. Sean Braisted, 28. April 2008, 15:09

    Glen,

    I guarantee the OSU/Michigan riots are not all Democrats.

     
  26. glendean, 28. April 2008, 15:12

    All Democrats.

     
  27. JTF, 28. April 2008, 23:46

    Not only is Glen Dean bitter, he’s angry as well.

    I was right about AL. While George Bush gets an overall negative approval rating in AL, males in AL remain the only group in the USA giving Bush a positive approval rating - 52-47% Males from AL are now certified as the stupidest group of people in America. That explains Glen Dean.

     
  28. glendean, 29. April 2008, 9:24

    JTF, this particular situation made me angry. Yes that’s true. When somebody starts talking about my family and friends in a condescending manner, yes I get angry.

    But generally speaking, I am not angry at all. Nor am I bitter. Nothing like you guys, of course.

    It is obvious though that you guys are quite unhappy by the way you perceive and treat your fellow human beings. If you feel good about yourself, you usually treat others kindly. If you do not, then you are mean, condescending, and insulting. William cites his economic situation as evidence that he is happy. Economics do not make you happy or give you joy. I have met many poor people that were much more pleasant than William. The people I am talking about are not looking for a handout from anybody. They actually consider themselves to be rich, because they are in position of a certain spirit.

    I actually feel bad for you guys. You’re miserable state is sad to see. God bless you and I hope at some point you are able to find happiness and joy. But first though, you have to figure out what it truly is and how to get it. Good luck.

     
  29. William, 29. April 2008, 10:07

    For me, happiness is not about being rich. I’m not, never will be. Happiness to me is having free time and no responsibility so I can sit around and do what ever I please, like writing comments on TN Free. I share the cynacism of JTF. 8 yrs ago, we tried to warn about the disaster the Bush presidency would be. Those warnings went unheeded and now America is paying the price, for some it’s worse than others. The dividend however has been the demise of the GOP. I am sure America won’t make the same mistake three times and vote a neo-con as president. Don’t you remember the Clinton years when gas was just over a dollar, food was much cheaper, our investments were growing by leaps and bounds? Remember those days… college tuition and health care was half of what it is now. A strong economy, three consecutive budget surpluses, no war quagmires, a strong dollar and a respected America. So much has been lost. JTF and I do sometimes feel it appropriate to lay blame on those that have supported the leaders of this demise.

     

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