News Leaked About Obama’s Entrance Tonight

28. August 2008, 14:53 Uhrglendean

I just got word from a source within the Democratic Party in Denver, that Barack Obama will enter Invesco Field tonight riding on a donkey in a white robe. Spectators are to be given palm branches and will all be shouting “Hosanna, Hosanna” as he makes his triumphal entry. Gosh this is exciting.

UPDATE: Cass was leaked something much different.

6 comments:

  1. Cassman, 28. August 2008, 15:58

    Good one.

     
  2. Christian, 28. August 2008, 16:09

    You and Ken Whitehouse must share the same sources ;)

     
  3. glendean, 28. August 2008, 16:11

    Perhaps my source was an angel in a dream. I could have gotten the news en route to a place called Damascus.

     
  4. Jeffraham Prestonian, 29. August 2008, 1:03

    Looking at the replays, I have to concluse the author of this article has failed to heed the advice on the paint can: “Use only in well-ventilated areas.”

    Also: Water? Still wet.
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  5. tgirsch, 29. August 2008, 8:43

    I suspect they’re going to crucify him at the GOP convention…

     
  6. glendean, 29. August 2008, 18:35

    Yeah, but he ain’t rising on the third day.

    JP, heh.

     

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